HELLO~
That's my meek greeting to all the lovely people I abandoned a month or two ago.
So I decide to check in (with no intention of replying to any of your messages, I daresay, because I am much too busy making intense amounts of muffins and staring at obese cats and tumbling around in yoni-positive texts and menstrual cup propaganda) and I have 101 messages in my inbox. "Damn group journals," I think, but then I notice that I have tons of comments along the lines of, "Congrats on the daily deviation!"
What the fuck?
Repeat that a dozen times and you'll have my reaction.
Then I move onto, "WHO DID THIS?!" I'd like to thank :devneurotyp